If he knew Suzy like I know Suzy…
Suzy Woods called me from her car this afternoon, breaking the law and risking her life to tell me she’d pulled off a coup.
Exciting news, eh? I figure she’d used Lance Romance’s keys to get into Iron Hill World Headquarters and was going to offer me a brewpub of my own with my choice of brewers. Hmmm…. She’s surely got dibs on Lance, Barrar scares me…got it. A chance to boss Elton John Larry Horwitz around? Pure gold.
Ah, but the lady was just a tease. Ain’t that always the way?
What our gal has done is taken over Foobooz. Arthur Etchells has gone off to Oregon and is probably operating under the illusion that the old homestead will still be standing when he returns.
Risky business, that.
At the very least, he should be prepared to find it booted for parking illegally.
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