One less criminal in town.

I try to do my part, I really do. If it means consuming more beer than I should, albeit Very Good Beer, I am willing to rise to the occasion. Whether I can now rise from the couch is another matter entirely.

In solidarity with oppressed beer geeks, brave and adventuresome publicans, wholesalers in turmoil and the feckless Facebook band that follows in the path of my long-term compatriot in the beer-writing gig (although, as a member of the higher realms, he insists on calling it “drinks” writing), I stand ready to consume more, as much more as is necessary, to make this region clean and free and morally sound again.



3 Responses to “One less criminal in town.”

  1. What if you blend a bottle of Duvel AND a Monk’s Sour would that land you in the PLCB equivalent of Double Secret Probation?

  2. Every time my mind begins to laugh…my heart begins to cry.

    What a sad, sad situation.

    Ed

  3. Maybe I’ll swing by a new-ish craft beer joint in NE Philly. They had a jerobam of Duvel displayed on the counter at Christmas, for something like $250. It would be worth it to be in posession of the largest unregistered bottle of beer in the state of PA.

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