Keep your friends close, your enemies closer.

This just in from Steve Rubeo, one of our not-so-far-flung-correspondents-at-large:

I found out some disturbing news regarding Craft Ale House in Limerick. Gary, in apparent move of desperation, has hired the one and only Dan Bengal (sic) to help with the painting of his new place. This does not bode well for us, since any hope of the opening anytime soon seems to be now hinging on Big Dan.

Some might construe this as kicking an old pal when he’s down, but I can assure you that The Other One would have as readily sold out The Big One at any time during their days as the local brewing community’s dynamic duo.

This vicious attack is not just inspired by losing a drinking buddy and having a weekend in Rehoboth Beach ruined in the bargain (although I assume that definitely helped). In support of this contention I note that Rubeo cannot even spell “Bengel” correctly. How close were they, really?

Then again, Steve never has seen Dan sign for a check.

As for his concern, it is definitely valid.

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